I am - psychotic; not dangerous, just the garden variety

Veejaying means- moving your hands around and not making any sense

My sex appeal - my Adam's apple

Love is - a strange gut feeling in the stomach… a little nervousness… a little nausea… which might turn into flu…

Lust is- the same as above, minus the nausea…

If I become the channel head for a day - I will make all the VJs dress up in bikinis, particularly the men…

The vegetable I resemble the most- the spring bean

My favourite television programmes - are those, which show anything related to women and sports

Most cherished compliment - a guy in Bangalore once told me "you make a lot of lonely people happy"; unfortunately that guy had one hand in his pocket

Sexiest man on the planet - Mikhail Gorbachev

Sexiest woman on the planet - Margaret Thatcher

Two books I recommend - "Lord of the Rings" and "The Da Vinci Code"

A Bollywood role I would die to do - I am standing on the footpath, and on seeing an old woman across the road, I say "Maa" and die!