Shaan:
I will return
to Star
Voice of India
for the
next season
with 'spiked'
hair. Maybe
it could make
me look as
good as my
contemporaries.
Ekta Kapoor:
Will open
an acting
school for
teenagers
and will recruit
them only
once they
graduate.
Smriti Irani:
I will now
move on to
producing
saas bahu
serials which
will put me
in the top
league.
Aamna Sharif:
I will finally
make my Bollywood
debut.
Rakhi Sawant:
I will act
in a Sony
serial, this
will not only
increase its
TRPs but it
will also
brighten my
chances of
winning Jhalak
Dikhhla Jaa
3.
Bappi Lahiri:
I will listen
to hundreds
of international
music albums
before producing
an original
composition.
Shekhar
Suman:
I will now
work on
my eight
packs,
Navjot Sidhu:
I will only
laugh at
jokes
Ismail Darbar:
Now that
good friend
Himesh Reshammiya
is launching
my music
video, I
hope he
also casts
me as a
lead actor
in a film.
Cyrus Broacha:
I will finally
buy a mobile
phone and
will send
lewd text
messages
to Shane
Warne.
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