Rakesh Paul is - now 'Rakeshh Paaul'

Rajev Paul is - less of a brother but more of a father

Comedy is - skin deep

My wife always tries to change - everything about me

My worst habit - that I make people diabetic (I'm too sweet yaar)

At a party I can't wait to - hug all the sexy women around

Women can't say no when - I threaten them with my PJs

The fruit I resemble the most - fruit salad

The movie that makes me cry - Devdaas (seeing the way they wasted booze throughout the film)

The last time I cried was - when I saw Rok Sako To Rok Lo

My mother always says - my son is the most good lookin on earth

My father always says - that mom has an eyesight problem!

When I look in the mirror, I see - the epitome of good looks!!!

Every guy should - learn from me (of what NOT to do in life)

Marriage is - a typical bollywood masala film