It is not for nothing that he is called King Khan. The man can act, romance, the man can make money and above all he can talk and entertain like none in India. Wit and spontaneity is his second nature. Be it a press conference, interview, live show anywhere, anytime it's difficult to corner this man because his acerbic answers will always leave his detractors red faced and fans chortling with glee. The superstar, Shah Rukh Khan (SRK) who is currently promoting his upcoming movie jamboree Happy New Year appeared on TVF’s Barely Speaking with Arnub, a spoof show that satires the mannerism of Times Now's Editor-in-Chief Arnab Goswami. In an almost 15 minute interview, host Arnub (Biswapati Sarkar) grills SRK in his own inimitable style by asking him 'tough' questions ranging from him purchasing awards to the ugly Wankhede episode. And sure enough, SRK answers them with his trademark wit intact. We chronicle the best 10 questions asked by Arnub and the hilariously logical answers given by SRK that is sure to make you laugh out loud. Arnub- I saw Darr where Sunny Deol kills you and it's a relief... SRK - After that film many have been trying to kill me but they haven't succeeded as I keep coming back. Arnub- Which is your best action performance. Ra One, Chennai Express or Wankhede Stadium? SRK - Wankhede Stadium because I could abuse, use bad language openly in front of kids who are impressionable and leave them scarred for life. Arnub- How many awards have you won? SRK - 560. Arnub- How many have you purchased? SRK - Out of 560, I have purchased 280 and the rest 280 the guys have paid me to accept. They want me to accept it to make the award look good. So I am fitoos now. Arnub- Fitoos is in which language? SRK - It's in a language that makes you the second richest star in the world. Arnub - In Happy New Year why did you go to Dubai to rob a bank. Why didn't you think of robbing a Bank of Baroda or State Bank of Mysore instead? SRK - For the last two years, the economic system of the country has not been great. So we didn't think the banks here would have too much cash. Also it's tax saving ploy because what you rob from Dubai is tax-free. You don't have pay taxes on it here. Arnub- Every time you do a Farah Khan film you revive somebody's career like Zayed Khan in Main Hoon Naa, Shreyas Talpade in Om Shanti Om. So why did you cast Abhishek Bachchan this time? SRK - (Thinks) Frankly speaking, if I needed to revive anybody's career after this film it's Farah Khan's after Tees Maar Khan. (Says sorry to Farah later on) Arnub - Can you sell Rahul Choona ad right now? SRK - Agar ghar ki deewar ko karna hain repair toh common patti na lagaya..sirf rahul choona hi lagaye..rahul..naam toh choona hi hoga. Arnub- This question the nation wants to know. Can you tonight in front of everybody tell me what is Deepika Padukone's phone number? SRK - Three films I have cast her only to get her number and I still haven't. Arnub - We all want a happy ending like Baba Siddiqui's iftaar party..I have written a great script based on my experiences with women called Shakal ho na ho..I want you to play the leading role of my father… SRK - Don't think it's politically correct to say this but I would play your father only if your mother is pretty....Actually this is really offensive that you ask me to play your father..Never ever ever ever ever again tell me to play a father. I don't do fathers. I never play a father. I am young. I am 22 years old. Actually I am 18. I don't say it because then I would be underage to do a lot of stuff that I do but I am 22. I don't play father for anyone. (storms away) Watch the video here